Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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