im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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