Where are you?
In a non slutty way
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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