they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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