I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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