i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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