I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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