Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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