Dual....:-)
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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