Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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