i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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