Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
