what if I'm pregnant?
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The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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