Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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