I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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