I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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