There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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