At least make sure they are 18
Why
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
