There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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