the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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