what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
How's work?
Spinning.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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