I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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