i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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