I'll bet she douches with gravy.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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