i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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