Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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