I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME