What a fucking waste of an outfit
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot