Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.