Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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