woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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