so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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