Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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