she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I am one with the molecules
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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