party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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