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ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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