She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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