apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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