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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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