After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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