we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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