She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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