I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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