How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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