If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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