break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
vagina is talking i cant
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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