hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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