There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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