I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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