We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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