Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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