i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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