Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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