Got a toothbrush?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm both gender and math confused
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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