How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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