Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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