is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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