I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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